Star Wars: Episode X: The Wasted Opportunity

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The Last Jedi is the best entry in the sequel trilogy, and Luke is the best part! Enjoy these and other spicy hot-takes in our first episode of 2020, in which your hosts Derek and Ani review the Disney Star Wars reboot from The Force Awakens onward. To quote the Honest Trailer for Last Jedi, “a series about balance and non attachment will be worshipped, hated on, and obsessed over until it’s not even fun to talk about anymore.” Don’t @ us, your hate makes us stronger.

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  • The Force Awakens review: 8.51
  • Rogue One review: 12.48
  • Solo review: 32.32
  • The Last Jedi review: 46.28
  • The Rise of Skywalker review: 64.10
  • Rise of the Alt Fans: 1.48.01

Written and performed by Derek and Ani. Edited by Ani and Lidia Grigorut, with Derek consulting.

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Video sampled:

  • Plan 9 From Outer Space, feature film (Criswell intro/outro)
  • Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, feature film (Yoda sample: “Always in motion, the future is”)

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